Daddy39s application for dating my daughter

My daughter, on the other hand, prefers a much more calm form of play.

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(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, anyway).

Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.

However, my daughter will normally be seen off by herself somewhere.

On this day, I had been looking at my son when I realized I should locate my daughter. When my wife asked if I saw her, I said, “Yes, she’s over there and she’s found a boyfriend.” I did a quick flash forward in my head of the guys who will eventually show up at our house to date her.

No, I’m not going to be nosey, rude or obsessive about it.

But, if my daughter’s phone just happens to be laying on the table, and I see she’s gotten a text, I might take a look at it.

[Have your child sign i MOM’s Cell Phone Contract.] I know, the style is to be cool and distant.

But if you want to spend time with my girl, I will insist that you treat her like a lady.

If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.

Some of you may be too young to remember that show, but it is about a dimwitted secret agent.

So, get the door for her, look me in the eye when you talk to me, and please don’t let your britches fall down so low that I have to look at your underwear band.

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